You'd think that Halo would be one of the more popular games in this household. I'm sure you're as surprised as I was to find out that's not the case.

You see, Vickie likes the Grunts. She becomes quite upset when I run around as the Master Chief, blowing the poor little guys away. The fact they're part of a genocidal alien coalition intent on the destruction of the Human Race makes no difference; they're just those little cute guys who I'm always so mean to.

Ergo, I've found the perfect birthday present for her.