I knew there was something else I wanted to post this morning. I finally managed to get onto Telstra yesterday. It turns out they've been aware of the FTP access problem sice the tenth. It's not just hitting me, they're working on it and they didn't provide an ETA (admittedly, I didn't ask for one).

I just tried the URL for the old website; it's down again.

Once again, Marcus, thank you for the webspace, you're a deadset legend.